The other day, one of the preschool teachers, Eric, stopped me as I dropped off Ross for the day. Eric told me that the director was doing a project for her Master's classes and wanted to try out her questions with Ross. Ross threw poor Eric under the bus:
Lacey (the director): Ross, who is the oldest person you know?
Ross: Um, Eric.
Lacey: Really? What about your grandpa? Isn't he older than Eric?
Ross: No. My grandpa's 47. I think Eric is 69 or something [fyi, Eric is 33].
Lacey: Hmmm. Well, how do you know Eric is old?
Ross: Because he's dusty. He's old and dusty, I think.
What do you say to that? Priceless.